A man hates his wife’s cat. He decides to load the cat off next to the road. Getting home, he finds the cat waiting for him on the doorstep. Again he takes the cat for a drive, driving much further this time. Again, the cat is waiting for him by the time he gets home. He bundles the cat into the car and drives for hours, turning left here, and right there. He phones home and his wife answers. “Is the cat there?” he asks. “Of course, why do you ask?”

“Put him on – I’m completely lost.”

Submitted by Amanda Thompson

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