Puns

At the airport, just as my flight was called, I noticed the guy next to me knew exactly what he was doing. He had his documents ...read more

Here are our Top Five 180, 181 that are so awful you have to love them…

1. How do you know when you’re going to ...read more

A turtle was walking down a dark alley when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked ...read more

My fruit and vegetable business has unfortunately gone into liquidation. We now sell smoothies.

The worst thing about being a doctor for the World Health Organisation is people get annoyed when they find out you don’t have ...read more

I wish I knew who kicked the jack out from under the car I was working on. The suspension is killing me.

“Do you want to hear a good Batman impression?” asked my friend Dave.

“Go on then,” I replied.

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I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. It was riveting.

This morning, the strangest thing happened. I got out of bed and started walking around the flat making small talk with various ...read more

Tom’s wife was delighted when he told her he’d finally secured a job in the local bowling alley.

“Ten pin?” ...read more

I quit my job at the helium factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.

I did a stand-up gig to a flock of pigeons the other day. It went well – they were eating out of the palm of my hand.

Sean Connery would often complain that he hadn’t found his niche. Turns out he was looking for his brother’s daughter.

A child was hospitalised after swallowing six plastic horses. Doctors describe his condition as stable.

I’m not very interested in tobogganing, but I’d do it if pushed.