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I hate people who say that time travel is a stupid idea. It’s exactly that kind of attitude that lost us World War Three.

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I’d just like to say to any women out there having trouble keeping their hair out of their eyes: get a grip.

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I just poured some superglue into a non-stick frying pan. Someone’s about to be proved wrong.

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