An old man at the end of a jetty is selling seagulls – $2.50 for one, or three for five bucks. A curious tourist goes up to him and says, “I’ll take one, please,” and hands over his money.

The old man pockets the money, points to the sky and says, “See that one there? That’s your one.”

Comedian Jason Byrne

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