I’d like the window that says “Are you sure you want to do this? OK/Cancel” to pop up less often on my computer and more i ...read more
A pride of lions, a gaggle of geese, a parliament of owls – we asked RD readers to come up with a few collective nouns of thei ...read more
None of my grandsons share my corny sense of humour. When the family is eating lasagne, I say, “Lean over your plate, boys. Yo ...read more
This classified ad speaks volumes: “Wanted to buy: playpen, cradle, high chair; also two single beds.”
...read moreDid you know a bird is the only animal that you can throw and you’d be helping it?
...read moreQuestions on Yahoo that will destroy your faith in humanity:
– “Can I safely look at a picture of the sun?”read more
While he was visiting, my father asked for the password to our Wi-Fi.
“It’s taped under the modem,” I told him ...read more
Sure, airplane travel is one of comedy’s most well worn topics. But today’s twitter jokesters still manage to put their own ...read more
“Those frames are so flattering,” I assured my sister. She’d just gotten new glasses after 25 years and wasn’t happy wit ...read more
My grandpa is definitely a meat-and-potatoes kind of guy. Once, while getting dinner ready, I asked him how he liked his veget ...read more
“That’s a nice plant,” said a woman at the florist’s shop, pointing to the flower I was buying.
“Yeah, my ...read more
According to news reports, a man in China bought up all the odd numbered seats in a movie theatre last Valentine’s Day. The re ...read more
My mum is quite elderly and has a vivid imagination, so when she called me in the middle of the night to say she’d heard a voi ...read more
Whoever said you can’t teach an old dog new tricks was so wrong. I taught mine how to play dead and she’s been doing it for ...read more
What better place to look for exercise-avoidance wisecracks than the ultimate couch potato forum, Twitter? Have at it, lazybones ...read more
