I was a medic in the army. One day, I woke up with terrible back pain. I went to the sick hall, where I was told I’d be taken to the hospital. After an hour, the captain came over. “Sorry for the delay,” he said. “But we can’t find the ambulance driver.”

“Captain,” I said. “I’m the ambulance driver.”

Submitted by Joseph Dunn

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