Philosopher in the Making
My daughter woke me up at 5 am to urgently tell me, “Any balloon SpongeBob blows up is technically a water balloon,” and I have not been able to fall back asleep. —@isabelzawtun
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Mr. Know-It-All
Me: Time for bed.
Four-year-old: No, it’s not.
Me: You can’t tell time.
Four-year-old: I can tell you’re wrong.
—@XplodingUnicorn
Strange Stalker
Sometimes I miss having a toddler, but then I hear one throwing a tantrum because “The moon keeps following me,” and I think, “Yeah, I’m good.”
—@FatherWithTwins