75 corny jokes everyone will laugh at

What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes.

Where can you buy chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.

How do rabbits travel? By hareplanes.

How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coffin.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!

What do you call fake spaghetti? An im-pasta.

What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her? Namaste.

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.