75 corny jokes everyone will laugh at

If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes.

After a crime, a detective noted that he thought it was foul play. The other detective said, “You mean, he was playing with birds?”

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the policeman say to his bellybutton? You’re under a vest.

Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage? Because every play has a cast.

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

What kind of ghost has the best hearing? The eeriest.

Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.

When do computers overheat? When they need to vent.