A woman notices a man smoking and decides to educate him. “How many packs do you smoke a day?” she asks.
“Three,” he says.
“How much does each pack cost?”
“Around $15.”
“And how long have you been smoking?”
“Ten years, why?”
“Well, did you know that if you had saved all that money from cigarettes, you could’ve bought a Lamborghini by now?”
“Wow!” the man exclaims. “Do you smoke?”
“No,” the woman responds.
“Then where’s your Lamborghini?”