Don’t say Run away
Eg: We camped in line for the new iPhone all night, but finally absquatulated when the wolves came out.
Don’t say Brag
Eg: “I’ve made a tremendous amount of money,” the businessman bloviated to the reporters. “Billions and billions of dollars.”
Don’t call your friend Clumsy
Eg: “Be careful where you point that musket, you blunderbuss!”