Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
They always take things literally.
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A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me..."
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
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They always take things literally.
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
Diddly-squats.
Because you should never drink and derive.
A receding hare-line.
The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.
A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
It’s two gross.
“Curses! Foil again!”
Thanks – I’ll never part with it!