All you can eat
Why did the writer stop using his thesaurus? Because he bit off more than he could masticate.
What do logophiles do when you tell them to hit the books? First, they consult their thesaurus. Next, they swat, thwack, larrup, spank, bust, sock, wallop, punch, and clobber the literary paperbound publications.
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