Monday jokes to beat the back-to-work blues
Look on the bright side, at least Mondays only happen once a week. (Once a week is more than enough!)
Sunday and Monday are in a fight. Who wins? Sunday. Monday is a weekday. Geddit? “Weak”-day? (We tend to feel weak on Mondays too.)
Don’t blink or you’ll miss it
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, I blinked, Monday. The weekend goes by way too fast!