25 funniest The Office quotes to live your life by

“Would I rather be feared or loved? That’s easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”

– Michael Scott, The Office, Season 2, “The Fight”

“Studies have shown that more information gets passed through water cooler gossip than through official memos. Which puts me at a disadvantage, because I bring my own water to work.”

– Dwight Schrute, The Office, Season 1, “The Alliance”

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“They say if you’re nervous around someone, picture them naked. I do not recommend this strategy. Try picturing them with more clothes on. Or a funny coat.”

– Pam Beesley, The Office, Season 4, “Fun Run”

“I am about to do something very bold in this job that I’ve never done before: try.”

– Jim Halpert, The Office, Season 4, “Job Fair”

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“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.”

– Michael Scott, The Office, Season 5, “The Duel”

“I’ll be the number-two guy here in Scranton in six weeks. How? Name repetition, personality mirroring and never breaking off a handshake. I’m always thinking one step ahead. Like a carpenter… that makes stairs.”

– Andy Bernard, The Office, Season 3, “The Merger”

“I mean, who says exactly what they’re thinking? What kind of game is that?”

– Kelly Kapoor, The Office, Season 4, “Money”

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“It’s like I used to tell my wife: I do not apologise unless I think I’m wrong. And if you don’t like it, you can leave. And I say the same thing to my current wife and I’ll say it to my next one, too.”

– Stanley Hudson, The Office, Season 4, “Did I Stutter?”

“Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.”

– Michael Scott, The Office, Season 4, “Fun Run”

“The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive like I did when I was a homeless man.”

– Creed Bratton, The Office, Season 3, “Product Recall”

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