Religious Jokes

Helping hang

We were making leaflets for a local church, and the client wanted a logo designed with Earth being shielded by the hand of God. I sent the client a proof. Shortly thereafter, I got a call.
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Three Frugal Men

The Three Wise Men sound very generous, but what you’ve got to remember is that those gifts were joint Christmas and birthday presents.

Pet psychology

A dog thinks: “The humans offer me food, love and shelter. They must be my gods.”

A cat thinks: “The humans offer me food, love and shelter. I must be their god.”

Wishin' impossible

A man was cruising on his motorbike up the California coast when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways... read more

Silence is golden

A man entered a silent religious order where you were only allowed to say two words a year, to the Bishop. At the end of his first year the man was asked by the Bishop for his two words. As he... read more