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“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.”— Benjamin Franklin
“Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”— Will Ferrell
“Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.”—Ogden Nash
Check out these 11 daily habits of couples in healthy relationships.
“Marriage is not just spiritual communion; it is also remembering to take out the trash.”— Joyce Brothers
“Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake.”— Elbert Hubbard
“The most important four words for a successful marriage: ‘I’ll do the dishes.’”— Anonymous
“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”— Rita Rudner
“The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.” —Rick Reilly
“Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn’t even have when you were on your own.”— Eddie Cantor
“Husband secretly lowers the thermostat and I secretly turn it back up. We both vehemently deny touching it. Marriage is fun.”— Stephanie Ortiz
