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Why would they call it a grapefruit? There already is a grape fruit. It’s called grape. Someone messed up here. – @perfectsweeties
When does old cheddar cheese in the back of the fridge officially become “aged” cheddar? – @wakeupangry
Nutrition pros just revealed what 12 common food cravings secretly suggest about your health
I’ve never cried over spilled milk, but I have been brought to tears over spilled coffee. – @natecomedy
I have my own system for labelling homemade freezer meals. If you look in my freezer, you’ll see “Whatever,” “Anything,” “I Don’t Know” and my favourite, “Food.” That way when I ask my husband what he wants for dinner, I’m certain to have what he wants. – GCFL.net
My husband just bought me ice cream with raisins. So that was a fun marriage. —@smerobin
One out of every three blueberries is an absolute nightmare. —@CHASE__CHASE
Dear cereal makers, exactly how tall do you think kitchen cabinet shelves are? —@AnniemuMary
Here are 10 tweets about driving that will make you laugh out loud.
The quickest way to find out the time is to order a beer at breakfast with your mother. —@ArtByPush
A frittata is just an omelette that studied abroad for a year in university. —@jenstatsky
It’s with a heavy heart that I announce that I let another innocent bunch of bananas rot on my kitchen counter for 12 days. —@Brittany_broski
