I’m in competition with your mother
She takes you on holidays every year and buys things I can’t afford. All I can do is love you and babysit for you. I hope that’s enough and that it’s appreciated.
I’m lucky to have you!
Whenever I stay at your house, you always have my room ready, my towels, everything. You do all the right things.
You know me well
I cherish the refrigerator magnet you gave me: “Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.”