Best one-liners ever
If you’re caught in an uncomfortable or annoying situation, sometimes the best way to get out of it is by laughing your way out. Memorise these witty one-liners and use them as necessary.
When someone presents a very questionable viewpoint
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
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When you can’t stand to listen to someone for one. More. Second.
I’m sorry, I have to go. You’re boring me to death and my survival instincts are kicking in.