40 funny tweets about parenting that will make your day

Our six-year-old does a lot of trash talking for someone who puts his shoes on the wrong feet 30 per cent of the time. —@dad_in_brief

Sorry we’re late. I let my kid tie his own shoes.

—@Mom_Overboard

If I, as a mum, don’t know where something is in this house, it means it’s gone forever.

—@momtruths2btold

I’m a parent. My hobbies include watching fresh produce rot in my fridge and telling my kids that they should have done what I asked the first time.

—@PetrickSara

Friend: What’s that thing where you’re always tired but can never get rest?

Me: Parenthood. —@MyMomologue

Seven-year-old: “Wow, this must be an antique! It’s from way back in the 1900s!”

Me: “Okay, calm down. It’s from 1997.”

—@maughammom

My favourite thing about buying food in bulk is when my kids immediately decide that they now hate that food. —@bluebonetbabies

She poops too much: my son’s review of his new baby sister. —@UnfilteredMama

Prepare your spouse for parenthood by waking them up at 3 am to tell them it’s not raining and then demand some cheese. —@MacgyveringM22

Real question my kids got out of bed to ask me: “Mum, do you have any twigs I can use?”

—@ashleyaustrew