Chapter One: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Groan
Professor Quirrell walks into a bar, unwraps his turban, and presents the Dark Lord’s face to the barman. The Dark Lord orders a beer.
“Sorry, can’t serve you,” the barman says. “You’re already out of your head.”
Q. How many Slytherins does it take to stir a cauldron?
A. Just one. He puts his wand in the cauldron and the world revolves around him.
Q. Why does Voldemort prefer Twitter to Facebook?
A. Because he only has followers, not friends.
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