A memory of elephants

A memory of elephants
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How to remember: They say an elephant never forgets. But a memory of elephants never forgets to smell awful.

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A flamboyance of flamingos

A flamboyance of flamingos
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How to remember: Flamboyantly, the flamboyance of flamingos fluttered into the fairgrounds, flopping their feet and flipping their feathers.

A bouquet of hummingbirds

A bouquet of hummingbirds
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How to remember: My wife thought she was getting a bouquet of flowers for Valentine’s Day, but I’m much more creative than that. When she unwrapped her gift – boom! – a bouquet of hummingbirds. Nailed it.

A whoop of gorillas

A whoop of gorillas
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How to remember: We had front-row seats, but unfortunately we were near an annoying whoop of gorillas whooping for the other team.

A dazzle of zebras

A dazzle of zebras
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How to remember: “Dazzle me!” Britney told the dazzle of zebra dancers as they unpacked their sequins and clomped on the stage behind her.

A raft of otters

A raft of otters
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How to remember: We were rafting downriver when a raft of otters capsized our boat. “You otter know we don’t take kindly to strangers,” their tiny chief barked at us. Even while wet, it was hard not to laugh.

A concerto of crickets

A concerto of crickets
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How to remember: It was a beautiful July night, perfect for a concert by a concerto of crickets. Unfortunately, they were too tiny to lift their heavy instruments, so we demanded our money back.

A blessing of unicorns

A blessing of unicorns
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How to remember: A blessing of unicorns pranced across the rainbow, until one sneezed pixie dust all over his friends. “Bless you,” the blessing brayed.

A wisdom of wombats

A wisdom of wombats
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How to remember: I once stumbled upon a whole wisdom of wombats in the woods. They were quietly puffing on homemade corncob pipes and discussing Walden.

An aurora of polar bears

An aurora of polar bears
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How to remember: We weren’t able to see the aurora borealis in Alaska, but at dawn, an aurora of polar bears gave us a kiss good morning. So that was almost as special.

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