36 maths jokes for all the number nerds

They just lose some of their functions.

To get to the same side.

It just becomes beer.

Because of all the natural logs.

The first says, “I’ll have a beer.” The second says, “I’ll have half a beer.” The third says, “I’ll have a quarter of a beer.” Before anyone else can speak, the barman fills up exactly two glasses of beer and serves them. “Come on, now,” he says to the group, “You guys have got to learn your limits.”

It’s too bad they’ll never meet.

It’s two gross.

Because the professor kept going off on a tangent.

Because they’re filled with problems.

A cow pi.