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Corny maths jokes, puns, and one-liners

Corny maths jokes, puns, and one-liners
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Like my favourite high school teacher always said: The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are derivative, trig jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are just basic.  (But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.)

If you are cringing right now, you know how my entire 8th grade math class felt every day. However, it is important to know a few good, short jokes for every occasion – even if only the smarty pants in the room will get them. Here are 30+ math jokes guaranteed to multiply your enjoyment. Don’t worry: Unlike pi, they won’t go on forever.

Why should you never talk to pi?

Why should you never talk to pi?

Why do teenagers travel in groups of three?

Why do teenagers travel in groups of three?

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.

A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.

But when he rounded them up, he had 200.

Why don’t calculus majors throw house parties?

Why don’t calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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What do you call a number that can’t keep still?

What do you call a number that can’t keep still?

A roamin’ numeral.

Three statisticians go out hunting together.

Three statisticians go out hunting together.

After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out, “We got him!”

Did you hear the one about the statistician?

Did you hear the one about the statistician?

Probably.

How do mathematicians scold their children?

How do mathematicians scold their children?

“If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…”

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