36 maths jokes for all the number nerds

Like my favourite high school teacher always said: The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are derivative, trig jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are just basic.  (But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.)

If you are cringing right now, you know how my entire 8th grade math class felt every day. However, it is important to know a few good, short jokes for every occasion – even if only the smarty pants in the room will get them. Here are 30+ math jokes guaranteed to multiply your enjoyment. Don’t worry: Unlike pi, they won’t go on forever.

Because he’ll just go on forever.

Don’t miss these 73 short jokes that anyone can remember.

Because they can’t even.

If you laugh at these dark jokes, you’re probably a genius. 

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

These medical-themed jokes prove that laughter really is the best medicine. 

But when he rounded them up, he had 200.

Because you should never drink and derive.

A roamin’ numeral.

After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out, “We got him!”

Probably.

“If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…”