Birthday Jokes

Grave misgivings

Fresh out of gift ideas, a man buys his mother-in-law a large plot in an expensive cemetery. On her next birthday, he buys her nothing, and immediately she yells at him.

“What are you... read more

Bad sign

Yesterday my mother asked me to hand out the invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party.

That’s when I realised he was her favourite twin.

Fishy joke

A man walks into a seafood store carrying a trout under his arm. “Do you make fish cakes? he asked.

“Yes, we do,” replied the fishmonger.

“Great,” said the man. “It’s his... read more

Three Frugal Men

The Three Wise Men sound very generous, but what you’ve got to remember is that those gifts were joint Christmas and birthday presents.

Sweet Dreams

On the morning of her birthday, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed you gave me a diamond necklace. What do you think it means?”

“Maybe you’ll find out tonight,” he replied.... read more