Bar Jokes

Two steps forward…

It’s a ten-minute walk from my house to the pub. Weirdly, it’s a two-hour walk from the pub to my house.

The bonds of marriage

A man is drinking with his wife when out of the blue he announces, "I love you."
"Is that you or the beer talking?" she asks.
"It’s me," he says, "talking to the beer."

Fill er up

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy answers, “A scotch, please.”
The bartender hands him the drink, and says, “That’ll be $10,” to which the guy... read more